Tape & Tora
‘Look at this garbage. What is this?’
‘Oh no, it’s my dreaded apple slicer.’
‘There’s no easy way to clean it!’
‘I clean it all the time.’
‘Impossible. I hate this thing.’
‘Just leave it in the sink.’
Commish for firefox of his bickering couple Tape and Tora (with thanks to him for the dialogue).